February 2012
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Interesting cab ride
So I hopped in the cab to the airport this morning, expecting some small talk and friendly chit chat with the cab driver. After the usual weather talk was done, I was struggling to break the silence, so I pulled out my new historical book on Frederick the Great.
“I can’t wait to finally crack open this book. It’s about Frederick the Great. Ever heard if him?”
Right on cue, he replies:
“The...
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Valentine's day reflection.... Or why I love being...
Having never celebrated this Hallmark Holiday with a significant other in my twenty years of life, most people would assume that today is a bitter day for people like me. A day where the lonely people all droop their heads down and cry like babies because no one loves them.
FALSE!
Today is a day where I reflect on all of the benefits of staying single for extended periods of time. The list is...
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Excerpt from goodreads.com book review of "Rabbit...
“was my generation the last to think of the blowjob as a big deal? and we do, don’t we? i mean, i honestly feel that it’s more intimate, in a way, than fucking. given the choice i’d rather my girlfriend bang some guy behind my back (make him wear a condom, honey) then suck him off. and if i was gay, i think i’d be pretty serious about what went into my mouth. and i think a lot about that...
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I submitted ten puns to a contest, hoping one...
No pun in ten did.
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